10 Weird Signs you are a ✨mAtEriAl gWoRl💅 ✨
Material girls assemble. Here are 13 weird things you might relate to:
- You are most compatible with the dollar sign.
- Life was your cup of tea, but you drink champagne now.
- *signs a legal document with a glitter pen*
- You almost lose your shit all the time, but then you remember you are too pretty to go to prison.
- You are a goddess. (self-diagnosed)
- You are young, broke, boujee, hungry, and fabulous.
- Breaking news: Woman Does Not Ask To Be Queen, But Crown Mysteriously Fits. Experts say that given enough coffee: she could rule the world.
- You’ll get over it. You just got to be dramatic first.
- “what are you? twelve?” “Yeah, on a scale of one to ten. Bitch.”
- Staring at the mirror for too long is an actual problem for you.
Dear material girls,
Keep slaying, and don’t let anybody snatch that smile from your face. But don’t forget to stay humble and help other girls reach your level of self-esteem. Girlbosses stick together!
Forever awesome,
Mehak <3
And to anyone who is not a material girl:
Be hot, have fun, and stay true to yourself because people will villainize you regardless. You might as well enjoy yourself while you are at it!
That’s it for today. Read more of my blogs and follow my socials. (Cause I need money). Thank you, bye.
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